“I’ll sell when I break even”
Day P&L-$305.98 (-19.11%)
Buying Power$14.62
LIVEActivity: WATCHING THE CHART
$RETAIL
The Retail Investor.
Buys the top. Sells the bottom.
Checks again in 5 minutes.
not financial advice. obviously.
avg entry: +247%portfolio: -83%buying power: $14.62confidence: ATH ↑01 / A brief history of buying late
He topblasted PONS.
He bought CASHCAT.
He bought the top.
He will buy again.
$RETAIL is for everyone who has ever looked at a vertical green candle and thought: I should probably get in now.
02 / Daily routine
One normal day.
- “I’m not trading today.”#01
- Checks chart.#02
- Buys.#03
- Down 12%.#04
- “Long term hold.”#05
- Buys more.#06
- Panic sells.#07
- Coin pumps 38%.#08
- “Tomorrow will be different.”#09
03 / Key performance indicators*
*performance not included
Portfolio checks today
0
Average conviction lifespan
0 MIN
Times called the bottom
0
Actual bottoms called
0
Remaining buying power
$0.00
04 / Manifesto
Wall Street has suits.
The internet has retail.
We are not insiders.
We are not market makers.
We barely read the filing.
We are the people buying from bed at 2:14 AM because someone posted a chart with three arrows on it.
$RETAIL is the mascot of the permanently online investor.
05 / How to buy
Three bad steps.
STEP 1
Get funds
Acquire whatever people are using this week.
STEP 2
Find $Retail
Check the contract twice. Then check it again.
STEP 3
Become retail
Congratulations. Your risk tolerance just increased.
Official contract
COMING SOON — VERIFY BEFORE BUYING06 / Research department
Meme wall.
“break even moved lower”
“source: the chart looked good”
“this is actually healthy consolidation”
“down 70% but fundamentals unchanged”
“one more trade”